Titre intermédiaire 1
Tears aren't a woman's only weapon. The best one's between your legs (Cersei Lannister).
Joffrey Baratheon : Do I have to marry her ?
Cersei Lannister : Yes, she's very beautiful, and young... and if you don't like her, you only need to see her on formal occasions, and when the time comes, to make little princes and princesses... and if you'd rather fuck painted whores, you'll fuck painted whores. And if you'd rather lie with noble virgins, so be it. You are my darling boy, and the world will be exactly as you want it to be.
Titre intermédiaire 2
Joffrey Baratheon : Traitors! I'll have their heads !
Tyrion Lannister : Oh you blind, bloody fool !
Joffrey Baratheon : You can't insult me !
Tyrion Lannister : We've had vicious kings, we've had boy kings but I don't think we've ever been cursed with a vicious idiot boy king !
Joffrey Baratheon : You can't !
Tyrion Lannister : I can and I am !
Joffrey Baratheon : They attacked me !
Tyrion Lannister : Someone threw a cow pie at you so you decide to kill them all! They're starving, you fool! All because of a war you started !
Joffrey Baratheon : YOU'RE TALKING TO A KING !
Tyrion Lannister : And now I've struck a king. Did my hand fall from my wrist ?